Celebration: National Cleavage Day
Mission: Wear something figure-enhancing
Notes: The nation responsible for National Cleavage Day is South Africa. It’s a day in which a popular bra manufacturer gets ladies to show their cleavage off, almost as if Guinness has made up Saint Patrick. I was wearing a shirt & tie today – no Wonderbra, I’m afraid, I had a wedding to attend.
Anyway – here’s a picture of the biggest pair of tits I could find: